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squiglet:

crackedjaw:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

now’s my chance to preach feminism!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

:)

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bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

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May 22. 49434 notes.

much-too-troublesome:

fatalismulier:

I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”

And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”

Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. 

I have been waiting all my tumblr life for this to appear on my dash

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May 22. 90241 notes.

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xshutmeupwithkissesx: ‘What I’d Fall in Love with,’ by Julia Pollacco

xshutmeupwithkissesx:

‘What I’d Fall in Love with,’ by Julia Pollacco

May 22. 50 notes.
  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what
  • me: listens to mayday parade
  • me: cries for 100 years
May 20. 87 notes.

googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

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May 20. 7884 notes.

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

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the-loneliest-ood: I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

the-loneliest-ood:

I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude

sadhag:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

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squiddo: Looks like someone needs a blue pill.

squiddo:

Looks like someone needs a blue pill.

May 20. 24 notes.

her-mi1:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

I think about this a lot

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